Rule -

Rule - States:

1. Any rule broken will lead to a cosmic meltdown

2. Rule - is undefined

3. Rule - is defined

4. Rule - is the lowest number possible behind -9001

5. Any rule under this number is invalid

6. All rules are valid except clones

Guy: Ha, there is no porn for this thing.

5 min later

Guy: Omg a black hole

- Everyone dies

Thats why you follow Rule -

Rule - by MasterCheeseCat November 15, 2010

Ja Rule 

a horrible rapper who sounds like he has a sore throat

Ja Rule is a disgrace to the hip hop industry

Ja Rule by go_wings June 4, 2006

Rule 70 

All Girls either Are Or will be driven crazy eventually unless they become Dead before being able to be driven crazy

Guy 1: i met this hot blonde
Guy 2: dude don't even try shes crazy
Guy 1: you haven't even met her. how would you know?
Guy 2: Rule 70
Guy 1: oh.....dang

Rule 70 by ThatCrazyGuy November 19, 2010

Runescape 

A highly addictive game that consumes your valuable time, for pathetic graphics and the fight to be level 126.

I'm a addict, and Runescape is my pill.

Runescape by (T)AZ April 23, 2006

ja rule 

a bitch who is hated for coping 2pac and dmx all the time, even gets shot in a car in 1 of his filmclips just like what happened to 2pac, he would possabily be liked again if he turned back to his original self.

Ja Rule picked a fight with in a club about 10 years ago and then got his friends to shoot and stab him cos he didnt have the guts to do it, fuckin pussy

ja rule by B-Mount February 17, 2004

Rule 149 

Everyone on the internet has an IQ of 150 or higher.

Guy 1: What is your IQ?

Guy 2: It's 150.

Guy 1: So is mine.

Guy 3: Mine is 155 so clearly I am better than you.

Guy 4: Rule 149

Rule 149 by impatient_rationalist January 16, 2009

ja rule 

the fucking worst rapper ever.....he has the worst voice ever, it sounds like a person dying he thinks he can fuck with 50 cent but 50 has all ready destroyed his punk ass

anybody who listens to ja rule desevres to be shot

ja rule by ja rule sucks dick August 29, 2005