Harold the potato 

Harold the potato is me and my wifes child he shall forever be remembered with honor as he was fighting alongside me and his sexy asssss mama against the evil creatures in the after life.

Harold the potato from phasmo duh! stupid ahhh

Harold the potato by Tragiic March 7, 2025

Oregon Baked Potato 

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

Oregon Baked Potato by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

Twice Baked Potato

When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.

Twice Baked Potato by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025

Northern Ireland Potato Mash

when an irish person shoves a potato up someone else’s ass and nuts in it and then spins their cock around similar to the “Wisconsin Butter Churner” to make mashed potatoes. Serves 2-4 people.

Yo wanna do the northern ireland potato mash tonight and watch futa??

Northern Ireland Potato Mash by anonymous January 13, 2026

human hot potato

someone who’s been passed around

me:”did you hear kristoff called jaime a human hot potato?”
jeff: what is a human hot potato
me: it’s someone who’s been ran through and passed around. how pathetic🤣

human hot potato by fakiana grande February 3, 2026

half-baked potato

A personality type or individual who frequently makes impulsive decisions that are not fully thought out, or who enters into actions, projects, and relationships without being fully committed. They exhibit massive enthusiasm during the initial "brainstorming" phase but lack the mental stamina or discipline to fully "cook" the idea, often leaving plans or people completely stranded halfway through.

"I thought Mark was serious about learning the guitar when he bought that expensive Fender, but he quit after two days. He is such a half-baked potato."

half-baked potato by Madgrunty June 4, 2026

you're talking on a potato 

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone

We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato

you're talking on a potato by kjnv;kejbf;qir March 1, 2021