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New Jersey 

The fakest state ever. Full of weird smells, tacky people, and fake beaches. While driving from New York to New Jersey, you are greeted by a garbage land fill. No one understands what's wrong with wearing sequins and glitter everyday and wearing a short dress is not possible for girls. Such a fake state that it is currently being used as an adjective.
"Hey, do you like this dress?"
"It's sort of New Jersey..."
"ewww. Next store."
New Jersey by NewYorker916 April 19, 2009

New Albany 

A town near columbus ohio. Most people that live near new albany but not exactly in it consider it to be the town of "rich bitches". The people in New Albany actually tend to be very nice. Not everyone is rich either. Altough a lot are rich, there are a lot of "average" people. People in New Albany like to shop, normally at a local mall "Easton". New Albany has a pretty good track team as well as a football team. Most people think students at NAMS (New Albany middle school) and NAHS (New Albany high school) are preppy. A lot are considered "slutty" or "emo" which is true. These kind of people override the normal kids.
Those chicks are from New Albany
New Albany by GahannaGirl June 19, 2006

New Year Flu 

It is a sickness that is brought on by kissing random strangers at midnight of New Year's Eve. It exhibits many of the same symptoms of the common cold or flu.
My throat is killing me and all of my joints ache. I think I caught the New Year Flu from kissing those randoms at midnight.
New Year Flu by Grippstick January 12, 2008
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New Jersey 

The suburb child of NYC and Phillie
Hey lets go shopping in the worlds biggest suburb.
New Jersey by YankeeMet July 16, 2005

New Paltz 

A town in the Mid-Hudson Valley of New York full of old Grateful Dead loving burn-outs. Homeless people sit on the stairs in front of the stores and play bongos and talk to the drunk college kids who walk by. Strangely full of gay people and lesbians with hairy armpits. Marijuana is in large abundence. Theres about 500 pizza places on Main Street. The mountains are pretty too.
New Paltz is the wanna-be Woodstock.
New Paltz by S Dawg April 15, 2006

New Bern 

Like the strangest city in North Carolina.
New Bern is so strange that people cry they hate Yankees, but search them out all over the world and beg them to come live here!
New Bern by biggdogg1958 January 8, 2007