Definitions by NewYorker916

New Jersey 

The fakest state ever. Full of weird smells, tacky people, and fake beaches. While driving from New York to New Jersey, you are greeted by a garbage land fill. No one understands what's wrong with wearing sequins and glitter everyday and wearing a short dress is not possible for girls. Such a fake state that it is currently being used as an adjective.

"Hey, do you like this dress?"
"It's sort of New Jersey..."
"ewww. Next store."

New Jersey by NewYorker916 April 19, 2009