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Box Jellyfish

A vagina that has continued the spread of sexually transmitted infections - mainly Chlamydia or Herpes.
" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"

" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"
by RaoulDukeNukem May 3, 2024
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Grape Jelly

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Marlene Mikkinoin, better known as 'Grape Jelly' in Crismon rivers
by siriuslyyjoking June 21, 2024
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jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024
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CELLY JELLY

OH MY GOD BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT IT GOT MAJOR CELLY JELLY
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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Jamaican Jelly Fruit

The act of using a condom during anal, specifically after the person recieving has recently had diarrhea, ejecting into the condom, tying the end of the condom, and either the person giving or recieving eats the condom.
(Man 1): "I made my girl eat my Jamaican Jelly Fruit!"
(Man 2): "What the fuck?"
by kats067 January 23, 2026
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Albino Jellyfish

When a male is having a bath and is masturbating and ejaculates into the bath water, making the semen float and moves with the water current, resembling an albino jellyfish.
I was horny whilst having a bath last night but didnt feel like getting out so i jerked off and came in the bath. My cum floating in the water looked like an albino jellyfish.
by Jaswahn March 17, 2026
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Pushing jelly

Pushing jelly refers to handling a messy, hard-to-control task where progress is slow and things often fall apart. Unlike moving a solid object, it requires patience and small, careful nudges to keep things together and guide them in the right direction.
Managing cross-team alignment without clear ownership? That’s not project management, it’s pushing jelly.
by Vernism April 18, 2025
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