Lumber John

A fancy woodsman with a PhD in Jacking Lumber.

Wow, that Lumber John is exquisitely dressed. What a professional.

by GeezLouise23 September 4, 2011

John Gill

This person is a supreme queer. If you are named this its because you are a hill billy inbred. People like this are normally challenged and get caught doing dirty things. This person normally has very crusty hands and a small penis. Even though this person is big their nickname is "Charmin" this is due to their extreme softness/goofyness. In special cases this persons penis is so small it becomes inverted. People named this also like to want their meat with their relatives.

"Where is your penis John Gill, its so small?"

"This guy is so soft and crusty, its because hes a John Gill."

by Thebrownbag March 1, 2018

John Deluca

A term for a person who is very short has a big head and is extremely unfunny. He or she can normally be found jerking off a homeless man

Man my friend is a real John Deluca We need to help him

by Duck0 October 12, 2019

John Emmet

he’s short, wears vans, probably has adhd or add, and has a high pitched chipmunk voice.

he’s hella short! oh wait, he’s a john emmet

by bry2022 February 21, 2020

John McDonald

cream cheese?

wow John McDonald?

by huntersucks February 19, 2018

John Goodspeed

The act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. Usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved.

Melanie really John Goodspeeded Ivan today.

by Fat Ivan February 23, 2014

John Hanson

John Hanson, a handsome man in his 60s,likes to hit on younger women,smells of freshly cut grass.

I wrote a song about John Hanson today

by A.holmes November 9, 2019