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john stringfellow

A chubby Mexican/ Chinese/ Indian person who sucks at every sport (careful though, he will deny this fact every time it is brought up upon him). He is know horrible argumentative stratigies. He will never shut up and is always seeking to out do anyone at anything and everything.
John Stringfellow is so annoying. Why can't he leave us alone?
by Pedro Ramirez January 1, 2014
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john ding

John ding is the blackest man ever!
Girl 1: who is that man?
Girl2: that must be John ding!
by Halls bæ May 16, 2018
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John Doe

John doe will be here the second coming to kill everyone and destroy the earth
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
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John Kohles

The second shortest dude in the universe, second to Joseph Crossley.
John Kohles could beat anybody at limbo, except for Joseph Crossley.
by Ketatlas April 17, 2015
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john lucas

John Lucas is a very loving boy he likes to play a lot of games and he is a very lovable and kind person a lot of friends very popular he is a green eyed boy with straight hair and he is a hot and sexy!
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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john time

You say you will be here in 15 minutes, is that real time or John time.
by iamthatgood January 5, 2012
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John Handcocker

The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.
Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."

Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."
by TeoDee September 13, 2017
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