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etiwanda high school 

A school full of depressed kids that hide their emotions with memes.

No one there really likes each other and all the students call one another trash but they all come together under the powerful force of eagle pride.
Remember that girl that put her hair up into a ponytail before fighting that other girl? They went to Etiwanda high school.
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Carnforth High 

Carnforth High School is a shit show, yr11s are a fucking crease and you’ll probably get a sponge cake smacked in your face. Most of us “students” are in the toilets at break and lunch using our E-cigs to make ourselves look superior to the rest of the school, the teachers chat shit out there arse and if your depressed then your pretty much fucked cos no one will give a fuck. Everyone’s got beef and you’ll probably get asked by about 6 different yr7s if you’ve got a cig. Most the girls look fake as fuck and wear a foundation thats 3 shades darker than what they are. Lads are fucking dickheads and there’s probably a few diseases being past round to the thots and fuck boys of the school. Overall the school is just a pile of wank where you’ll leave as a drug addict and maybe a couple of gcses. Kids Probably sniff Ket of the toilet seats as well.
Carnforth high

“ the girl wanted to go to Carnforth high”

“ the girl went to Carnforth high”

“The girl got clap from someone in Carnforth high”

Resurrection High School 

This is an all girls catholic high school. The tuition here is so much but that doesn’t matter because parents here are so naive. There’s no diversity here everyone is strictly caucasians. Girls here are wild. All they care about is oc’s, drinking, vaping, and hooking up with pats and dons boys. Rumors here spread like wild fire. Everyone hates each other even if their best friends. You want to kill you self 24/7 but lowkey love the school at the same time. Go bandits!
Caleb- Where do you go to?
Madison- resurrection high school

Caleb- I go to pats, want to hook up?
Madison- omg ofc!

Pace High School 

Where all the Miami thots go out to play and where all the football niggas go out to run trains on innocent freshmen. Never in your life visit pace or you’ll be scammed and will find yourself attending it the following year. You might think it’s a nice Catholic school for your Latino son Pablo or Juan to attend to, but nope. The only thing praised there is the football team, cheerleaders, and all the lightskin wets. Pablo is not going to fit in because there’s a lot of hood rat bitches who eat hot fries everyday in lunch and there’s a lot of fake thug ass niggas who walk down the hallways singing the same NBA Youngboy song. The teachers aren’t that bad, but they dont really give a fuck about the school in general. The classes are always cold and the food is always cold. And don’t ever walk into a pace bathroom after 4 PM, you’ll either see two niggas fucking each other or freshmen fighting and screaming worldstar. The freshmen are the worst thing too, most of them are ugly, wets, or actually kind of cool. They all smell like roach spray though. So basically, don’t go to Pace.
“Hey Pablo, want to go to Pace High School” - Mom
“Si, mama, I would like to see all my border crossing friends from my middle school in Hialeah” - Pablo
Okay Pablo, have fun” - Mom

*Pablo gets ran through by the football team twice, fails all his classes, sits next to a black girl who only eats takis in every class, and fell off the bleachers”

Despacito” - Pablo
Pace High School by Mr.Ben Dover Jr January 17, 2019

Sweetwater High School 

The school that’s full of fake and non-genuine people. By non-genuine, that includes douchy varsity players ending up in dead-end jobs, rapists, etc. It’s full of AP classes, but you’ll still find dumbass students in any of the classes. You’ll find many people that peak in this school, and you’re likely to see their lives tumble down after graduation. Don’t have high expectations for their bobo football team. You can make many friends here, but don’t assume that they’ll still be your friends after high school. The teachers here care for students really well. Fights happen quite often.
DudeA: You went to Sweetwater High School?

DudeB: Yeah, it was fun I guess.
Sweetwater High School by WoolyCat November 4, 2019

Union High School 

The most ghetto ass school in New Jersey. Along with a crappy education where you'll eventually get a teacher you despise, you also get boys materbating in bathroom stalls, girls having sex in bathroom stalls (because for some reason a bathroom is the best setting for a lesbian porno), bomb threats, constant fights over whatever dumbass reason people could use as an excuse (i swear we once had a fight over a fucking 75 cent cookie from the cafeteria..shit was stale too), security guards that have the same skills and logic as a police officer in a hispanic country, people doing cringy tiktoks in the middle of class, mfs shouting about whatever bs rumors are revelant, and more to come soon! Be sure to join this "school" with us and sit back and watch a real iteration of hell happen before your eyes
Oh wow, fellow girlfriend, that union high school bathroom looks so hawt, let's fuck in it!

Ouran High School Host Club

An anime/manga - by Bisco Hatori - about a girl named Fujioka Haruhi, who attends Ouran Academy on a scholarship. She is middle-class, and considered a "commoner" by her peers, although she is the top student in the school. She is taken in by the Ouran High School Host Club (the Host Club is made up of "wealthy boys with time who entertain wealthy girls with time... It is an elegant game unique to this school") after breaking a vase valued at eight million yen ($80,000 U.S.). The manga/anime details daily adventures of the club, including dances, festivals, rivalries, character histories, etc. It is a shojo that is more comic than romantic, and can make fun of itself and its genre.
The main characters of Ouran High School Host Club are:
Haruhi Fujioka: The natural type
Tamaki Suou: The prince type (President of the club)
Kyouya Ootori: The cool type
Hikaru Hitachiin: The little devil type
Kaoru Hitachiin: The little devil type (Hikaru's twin brother)
Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka: The loli-shota type
Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka: The wild type (Takes care of Honey)

Their types are their different appeals in the Host Club.