Dad

The person, who gave trauma to his own children.

My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did wrong to me.

by thatlittlegirl August 4, 2022

Dad Fact

An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.

Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"

Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"

by Da House November 26, 2023

Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

Cinnamon Roll Dad

On hat worn by cuteservative protesting against "Me Too".

My cinnamon roll dad don't need no job - he's got me.

by sitonacactus January 12, 2021

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 5, 2024

Dad

He left to get the milk... He's not coming back sunny.

"Dad can you go get some milk."

by AndIDidThat March 30, 2024