kyeb's definitions

heya pal

a very handsome man that all women want to fuck he's so attractive that even me as a man is erected, even the solar system stopped orbiting bc it was staring at him

3000 women:look its heya pal! i feel so horny!
heya pal: hey ladies
3000 women: o my giggity goggly gosh he noticed us!

by kyeb January 3, 2026

dad

father

daad im hunrgy
hi hungry im dad
why did you name me this way why why whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

by kyeb January 3, 2026