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Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.
Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls
by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024
mugGet the Ass Money Ballsmug.

Meat Money

Money used by some dik or smitz to buy a well hung male prostitute when he needs a brutal pounding.
Danny made some meat money today. He's gonna get that ass pounded, tonight!
by steamingkoil June 20, 2017
mugGet the Meat Moneymug.

Money

When you like to spend it on your girl and you spoil her.
I just spoiled my girl with a new car it cost so much money
by Karlei Ogden April 21, 2022
mugGet the Moneymug.

bill gates money

Any large amount of money made by legitimate means
I'm gonna be CEO, I'm gonna make Bill Gates money.
by Kandyk0rn April 7, 2023
mugGet the bill gates moneymug.

My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.
Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
mugGet the My Moneymug.

Money pies

A piece (or slice) of the pie. A large quantity of money we all desire to acquire.
Paul was working for 3 jobs so that he could stack his money pies.
by Mommastacks July 27, 2018
mugGet the Money piesmug.

money cake

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay
by Sexydimma February 14, 2015
mugGet the money cakemug.

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