cream cruisin

When a man is recieving a blowjob while driving, as he cums he is now cream cruisin.

"Dude I picked up this girl I met on Tinder last night, and before we made it to my house she took me cream cruisin"

by BlackPantherPoonSlayer September 5, 2016

Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

The towering mountain of cold yummy goodness that makes you feel better after a crappy day!

Being upset over your stupid boyfriend/girlfriend and wanting to drown your sorrows over chocolate chip ice cream.

by Heidi Cruz August 11, 2008

Cream Beanie

When you nut on the top of a mfr's head.

"Yo, she said not to get it in her face so you KNOW I had to give her that Cream Beanie "

by Whornet November 18, 2022

cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 13, 2025

Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

by Nshim September 9, 2021

Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path

4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "

by mia.dancer September 8, 2021

Cream

Slang term as a way of specifying high quality rock cocaine or crack cocaine.

Lower quality crack will crackle when a flame is put to it to melt because of its high carbon content from the baking baking soda or soda pop used to cut it.

High quality rock cocaine will simply melt into a clear liquid then harden into a cream-white somewhat waxy substance.

Yo Dre, you got any cream? I got some rock from Tommy last night was bunk. It got to crackling from the gate and turned all black n shit.

by RobsFine69 December 14, 2024