-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others
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ass banditry, adverb
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others
-related forms
ass banditry, adverb
1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."
by Ming Merciless November 14, 2007
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While at the mall, Greg was going up the escalator and had his legs on two different steps, he sharted in his pants and he needed an ass tampon for the leakage.
by Best Buy 197 November 14, 2005
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by the chigger April 23, 2004
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*ding dong!*
Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!
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by JakE October 23, 2007
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by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
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by robby adkins October 3, 2009
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I was dancing the other night at the club and some fat girl almost knocked me down with her hip ass.
by lythande June 17, 2010
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