Welcome to the suck is a slang phrase used to welcome people to an unpleasant place that makes you want to blow your brains out. For example, your room full of semen stains and old pizza boxes or open.mp Discord Server, or you mother's kitchen.
Person 1: Welcome to the suck! The open.mp Discord Server.
Person 2: Fuck off, bitch.
Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.
Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*
When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)
Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.
when a member of the hindu community sucks the foreskin straight off of a muslim while his cousin (wife) watches and vigorously goons to the sighting while curry pumps out of the shaft of the cock