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When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)
Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.
by Mr_Blue_Pants November 21, 2024
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Guy 1: "Man, last night I was with this girl and she wanted me to "Texas Taze" her."
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"
by Mr_Blue_Pants November 29, 2018
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Dude: Yo Man, you score any hot babes at the club last night??
Guy: Nah Bro, that shit was hella dry. My only option was to kamicosby that bitch.
Guy: Nah Bro, that shit was hella dry. My only option was to kamicosby that bitch.
by Mr_Blue_Pants August 29, 2025
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