Best friend

Your favorite bitch who sends you cute boyfriend texts because your forever alone

My best friend loves sending me shit

by Iloveuinicorns December 15, 2019

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Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

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Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.

Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.

by svenjamie December 28, 2019

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Fake friend

A person who hangs out with you, so they're popular like you. When you fall, they then attack you.

Murray fake friend likes to hang with him, to be seen. But whenever he's not around, he'll attack him.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

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A best friend is someone you talk to all the time . Someone you wanna be around 24/7 . Someone you run to and give them a huge hug even tho you saw them yesterday or an hour ago. A best friend is someone you can deeply trust and rely on .a best friend is like no other friend you could never be tired of talking to them and a best friend is your favourite person in the world . Out of everyone your bestie is your fave person alive . A best friend is someone that you know that’s gonna be there for you at any time . Weather it’s 3 am or 10 pm they will be there for you at your happiest and lowest points they will be there to make you happy or happier .your best friend is basically your happiness . They can make you happy even when your really really sad . A true best friend is hard to come across but I’ve defo found mine . Keep your best friend close at all times never let them go . Cherish them and your memory’s with them x

That’s my best friend over there I hope I never lose her 😔

by M3gzx_77 August 5, 2019

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