cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.

Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

cuck- a- doodle-DON’T

by Shakes and dribbles May 25, 2023

If we don't have it...

Go fuck yourself you fat sack of shit.

A fat cow "If we don't have it..."

Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

It’s not that I don’t want to

I just can’t get there from here, metaphorically speaking

It’s not that I don’t want to.

Yes I’m talking to you Jews

by Evilous Dark Power January 7, 2021

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

I’m starting to wonder if I am hopeless :(

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.

If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

by Glorymummy January 27, 2021

Life is better when you don’t give a fuck

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by anonymous March 14, 2022

My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022