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a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.
can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
by hackb October 29, 2024
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Can

A bit cold at first, but you can love him as you get to know him. He shares everything with the people he loves, so it might hurt him if you betray him. He's also one of the people who can have sex for almost the longest time in the universe and gives his partner an incredible experience. Also, if he's in a relationship with someone, he never upsets that person. He just tries to make her happy.
PS:He finds blondes incredibly attractive.
Einstein had found relativity of time when he saw how long Can had sex with his partner.
by Bulamadım November 22, 2021
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Can

1. Hey Meyer, do you want to can?
2.Can we Can?
3.Look at mikey, hes Canning.
4.Meyer Stop Canning
5.Gershon wanted to Can, but had no idea how to.
by Shapieeeeeges July 12, 2011
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Can

A warm-hearted person who loves anime and his girlfriend. Also, he has an amazing family - especially his siblings. He's quiet but once you get to know him you'll realize how weird and fun he can be.
Where's Can? In his room. Obviously.
by peachesvy November 23, 2021
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crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.
If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"
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