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Uzbek Gas Bomb 

The act of releasing a wicked shit in the toilet, quickly wiping and flushing, then closing the toilet lid to seal in the noxious fumes. The next user of the toilet, hopefully in a panic, opens the lid to relieve themselves only to be hit with the toxic cloud. Legendary NFL coach and commentator John Madden is known as an Uzbek gas bomb enthusiast. Highly skilled at both his frequency and intensity, and once left an Uzbek has bomb that was still effective 72 hours after he planted it.
Sorry I’m late, boss. My roommate left a wicked Uzbek gas bomb in our bathroom so I was projectile vomiting for an hour and a half.
Uzbek Gas Bomb by Deadeye Donny August 23, 2019
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A slush/slurpee/froster/frozen carbonated beverage/ etc from a convenience store.
Fuck I'm hung over, you wanna stop at Sev and get an S Bomb?
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Toque Bomb 

When a man squeezes his foreskin over the end of his knob, followed by urinating until the foreskin stretches full of urine, which in turn explodes upon release of the foreskin, causing one to make a "toque bomb".
This can also be achieved using sperm.
Frank exploded his toque bomb all over Michelle last night.... that shit was crazy gross!
Toque Bomb by Toque Bomb January 14, 2009

knuckle bomb 

shitting in a girls sauce pan and living it on simmer because she wont drive you home after having sex with her
Steve left with some chick last night who refused to drive him home after having sex so once she passed out he knuckle bombed her and walked home
knuckle bomb by B.C.051 March 13, 2010
An A-10 Bomb is a bomb that is camouflaged as a lighter, usually colored orange. These bombs are typically exploded by crazy, 5' 3" Indian people. This group of people keep trigger explosives on themselves daily. The poor victims of these incidents are usually smokers, who are too high to see the creepy Indian guy standing by a fence often colored red.
Dude that's an A-10 Bomb!
A-10 Bomb by i quick like tigga March 18, 2009
Taking a dump. Dropping a turd from your "a hole".
Example 1: I need to drop an A-bomb!

Example 2: Dude! I just released an A-bomb!
A-bomb by The Pot October 16, 2008

Brownie Bomb 

To defecate in the exhaust pipe of one's vehicle
John's brownie bomb backfired onto the neighbor's house, dog, and front yard.
Brownie Bomb by Plarmtastic Phantom December 16, 2009