“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

by frankenen February 24, 2024

Sock

SOME
OTHER

CUNTS

KIDS

Im the poor cunt with socks!! least your kids are your own!!

by Some aussie cunt August 17, 2022

sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile

I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!

by Encyclopedia of dictionaries May 28, 2019

to sock

An alternative form of masturbation, where a participant or participants, places his penis or their penisi into a sock & masturbates.

'Cor! Wot a sock session that was! Are we able to sock again?'

by chris tafari December 7, 2022

Battle Sock

A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.

Oh man i found my old battle sock.

by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025

The sandy sock

Anal sex on the beach.

Me and Haley did the sandy sock last night

by Chcuky September 16, 2021

Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.

Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!

by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021