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Primate Special

When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.
Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...
by DumDaddy May 12, 2025
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Popey special

3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”
Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”

Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
by ShiftySAILOR January 28, 2019
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"Special" forces

The military's group of people with down syndrome, autism, etc
Tha Enemy: its the "special" forces watch out!
by Master diamond December 6, 2023
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The Andover Special

When you pee inside a womans vagina, and then she places her big toe in your butt hole and you both masterbate to completion.
Michael wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with The Anover Special...a little Pee in tbe V and a big toe in the butt. - The Andover Special
by Dbusiness October 2, 2020
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The Football Special

A euphemism for gay sex. Specifically, in which one party, usually named Sam, is the bottom.
Sam started suffering from anal bleeding after partaking in the Football Special.
by thelonepooper March 15, 2023
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The Hooker Special

A sandwich made from the 2 heel slices of a loaf of bread. Name derives from these 2 slices because everyone touches them, but no one wants to eat them.
I got stuck with "The Hooker Special" at lunch today
by NotDoneYet January 5, 2025
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Peter spicer special

Getting paid just above minimum wage, for a very strenuous job that involves intense labour and physical strength.
Ex; Michael - “why don’t you just get a job at nellys construction in berwick”

Nick - “man fuck that! They give you the Peter spicer special!”
by boatedRus November 28, 2024
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