Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

by JAYmist January 21, 2019

Hooksting

When a pirate fist with the wrong hand

"I accedently killed my sailorboy last night"
"How?"
"Hooksting"
"I see captain"

by Vikt0303 February 12, 2019

Hookup

Banging

When Greg kissed a girl he did not hookup with her

by jimmy mack 123 April 19, 2019

hooker boots

Thigh-high boots with stiletto heels, typically in shiny (fake) black leather.
See for example Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Not to be confused with Go-Go Boots, which have a chunky heel and may not go all the way to the mid-thigh.

She was wearing hooker boots and a miniskirt, trying to hard to find a man.

by giant killer robot May 10, 2019

hookindaya

Hook Into You. The act of configuring a product so that the absolute maximum amount of information can be collected from the user.

Tim: I just got a new phone and all I've been doing for two days is turning shit off. I swear to God they track every fucking thing you do or say!
Mike: That's hookindaya. As in "hook into you".

Tim: I'll say. Heaven help us if they ever decide they don't like us.
Mike: Ha. I try not to think about it.

by willowood67 June 12, 2019

Hooker rinds

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels

When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn

by Brogantac July 6, 2019

Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019