face jackoff

When a man obsessively strokes his facial hair beard, mustache while in conversation with others.

My coworker loves to face jackoff during our staff meetings.

by FunnyIAmama May 5, 2018

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Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008

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interactive face

The effect when one abuses a friends face physically and getting the friend to respond with an equally funny physical response.

Friend 1 - "hey I hear she has an interactive face!!?"
Friend 2 - "yeah it's great, if you touch her forehead she hits herself!!!"
friend 1 - "NOOOOO WAYYYYY!!!"
friend 2 - "watch"

** friend 2 taps girl on the forehead. She preceeds to slap herself in the face, falling off the bar stool**

Friend 2 - "see, told you - interactive FACE!!"

by The ninja penguin of doom November 21, 2011

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sugar face

an old pet's (usually a dog) white splotches of fur on their face

*looks at an old dog*

"aww look at that sugar face!"

by enbyfox April 22, 2021

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Heavy Face

Someone who is less than appealing to look at. Unattractive; ugly.

"Don't point but that guy over there has a heavy face. Like really heavy."

by D.J. Dripp Nasty February 25, 2020

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Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

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