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Ryan N is a man of many things
1. Sex
2. Savageness
3. Screaming
4. And Screwing Things Up
The man brings Chipotle to school everyday and his "friends" (if he has any) gorge off the chips. He is downright irritating and is hated by 99.9% of all women on the planet earth. He is famous at his middle school for being a scummy piece of fucken shit nobody likes. He consistanly yells at girls asking if they would date him which none of them will. The only good thing about him is that he can beat his meat like a real man, which makes up for all of his imperfections.
Person 1: Is that ryan n?
Person 2: Yes the fucker who screams at our table!
ryan n by Nathan Ward (N Ward) November 19, 2019
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Ryan O’Connell 

Smallest kid in the grade, is absent every week for xbox. Hair looks like a mofo mop. Ryan is known for jas .
Ryan O’Connell stuck his dick into the xbox slot and fucked it as he skipped school for a cough.
Ryan O’Connell by Aristomenis November 20, 2019

Ryan Healy

look at Ryan Healy over there, looks like a zebra. Look at his rude head
Ryan Healy by Rydog Healy November 20, 2019

Ryan Eulering

Being extremely confident in something that you said, despite it being found to be completely false upon looking further into the subject.
Kid: "Yooo he's just Ryan Eulering! Fuckin idiot."
Ryan: "No I'm not!!!" *bursts into tears and calls his mom*
Ryan Eulering by ObamaPrism November 25, 2019

Ryan Oakes 

Simply a good friend, can’t hold a relationship, more or less never shows excitement, although excited. Runs for fun, broke both wrists in a rec b-ball league. Oh also big advocate for saving pennies!
Ryan Oakes by Ginger anonymous December 4, 2019

ryan foard 

Ryan Foard is an very unique type of man I shall say, he gets all the girls and moms. Ryan is known for caring for others, good looks, having a big dick and being one of the most caring men you shall find!
Girl(1): Have met my man
Girl(2): What’s his name

Girl(1): Ryan Foard
Girl(2): I know him! Isn’t he the pengest man in the country side?
ryan foard by Romario Jakes December 8, 2019

Ryan summers 

A kid with pepperoni on his face
Look at that kid over there he looks like Ryan summers