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Self Inflicted Dick Punch

When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis
Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.
by Picklerickkk69 June 20, 2018
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swamp punch

A heinous and vile concoction created by throwing glass bottles of any and all kinds of alcohol into a bathtub until it’s about half full. You then scoop it out with a bucket and hope you don’t get any glass in your serving of SwampPunch.
Hey man we’re going to Tanners to make Swamp Punch bring all of you booze!
by GenrlWolf June 23, 2018
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punch

A sexual act of foreplay, used to weaken mate before fucking.
Mike punched Elsa before fucking her.
by Authentic_Jeans July 8, 2018
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Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018
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Tweet punch

A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like
Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.
by joecoolthefool August 14, 2018
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Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.
This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.
by Pederpiper February 16, 2019
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Punched

When you smoke a fuck ton of weed and you’re beyond high.
BRO I JUST RIPPED THE FASTEST BOWL AND I FUCKING PUNCHED RN
by Jaetel the G February 18, 2019
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