Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants
I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from
by F34 May 11, 2025
When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants
Mommmm I have crusty pants again
by OrangeTS May 29, 2019
Ante Pante is a dangerous breed of homo sapien who will throw themselves on the ground and flop around like a fish.
RUN ITS A ANTE PANTE
by AgnesoBanana November 19, 2018
Ante Pante is someone who likes to take long walks. This person will also like to flop around on the ground like a fish.
BE WARE!
BE WARE!
by AgnesoBanana November 19, 2018
by LtDangle069 November 11, 2020
When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.
Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?
Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.
Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.
by redbird nation September 28, 2015