Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants
I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from
by F34 May 11, 2025
Example of a random term uttered by an older person when the correct term alludes them. Followed by an expectation the receipient of the remark is a mind-reader or a cock-womble if they don't understand
"Pass the Armitage-Shankler please Jack", said Bob. Jack replied "An Armitage-Shankler? Do you mean the #2 Phillips Screwdriver?". "That's what I said", an exasperated Bob exclaimed
by F34 May 11, 2025
by F34 May 11, 2025