Definitions by F34

Armitage-Shankler 

Example of a random term uttered by an older person when the correct term alludes them. Followed by an expectation the receipient of the remark is a mind-reader or a cock-womble if they don't understand

"Pass the Armitage-Shankler please Jack", said Bob. Jack replied "An Armitage-Shankler? Do you mean the #2 Phillips Screwdriver?". "That's what I said", an exasperated Bob exclaimed

Armitage-Shankler by F34 May 11, 2025

Polka Dot Pants 

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

Polka Dot Pants by F34 May 11, 2025

Hit a Six 

Explosive diarrhea landing outside the regular field of lavatorial play

Last night's vindaloo caused me to a hit a six half-way up the underside of the raised toilet lid

Hit a Six by F34 May 11, 2025