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Michael Robin

Michael Robin is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He loves sports and has an amazing body. He will never fail to make you laugh. He has a girlfriend who he loves unconditionally and will do anything for, all the other girls her jelous of her for having not only the most attractive guy in school but having someone who will do anything and everything to make sure she is safe and happy. Michael can be quite a prankster and he will annoy you to no end, at the end of the day he is always the guy that no matter how big of shit ass he is you just gotta love him. Aside from him being so annoying he is always kind, Michael Robin has a southern accent that will drive you wild and he is such a gentleman! When he dresses up he really dresses to impress, he is gentle and understanding to those who do not mess with him but don't talk about the few people close to him because then he will go full rage and come out to get you. Michael also does not like things handed to him, he would rather work for something then just take it. He works for everything he has and holds dear to him. Although he is definitely not perfect by any standards almost everyone loves a Michael Robin and are blessed to have him in their life Michael Robin is the only person you'll meet to make you smile your biggest {smile} and understand your deepest of thoughts. You'll love Michael Robin.
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Michael Robin by utopia0333 November 24, 2021
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Michael Smart 

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart

michael jackson 

he was messed up and died from drugs but hey he could sing
mom: son what should we listen to?
me: ooh michael jackson please
the cat: mrow :>
michael jackson by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

Michael kennedy 

A grown man that no longer can handle his liquor so he turned into a stoner pussy
That pussy Michael Kennedy can’t keep his liquor down

Michael Jordan 

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN
Michael Jordan by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021

Michael Jackson 

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.
My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes

Michael Santiago 

A righteous man that knows not of how to get thee pussy
Guy 1: Yo bro you hanging out with Michael Santiago
Guy 2: No I actually wanna get laid tonight
Michael Santiago by LordDaggerDick January 11, 2022