Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
by SophiaChicken October 9, 2013
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Jacobs friend: (scrolling trough Jacobs pictures from the gym) damn Jacob is big
Jacobs friend 2 : nah he a Facebook bodybuilder he ain't even big. He a stick
Jacobs friend 2 : nah he a Facebook bodybuilder he ain't even big. He a stick
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Girl: "I see things are great in your life!"
Guy: "Nah, lost my job, got a DUI and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend's car, but can't let the world think I'm a loser... Gotta keep up the Facebook Facade!"
Guy: "Nah, lost my job, got a DUI and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend's car, but can't let the world think I'm a loser... Gotta keep up the Facebook Facade!"
by This2ShallPass December 10, 2014
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Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.
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