John xina

i cant see him but john xina is the leader of china and yeah

“Everyone bow down to john xina)”
“Here he cums!”

John xina by Deezeater69 March 4, 2022

John "Johno" Johnson 

A threesome only involving Johnson (aka penis) owning participants.
This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"

John "Johno" Johnson

"What did you get up to over the weekend?"

"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"

John "Johno" Johnson by Skin-e! March 13, 2022

John Andrew Constantino 

He's one of the leaders of the bulbol cartel(lead by alias lotenzo, and alias lewis). He is known for being the mastermind of their smuggle of sperm across the world.

Putangina John Andrew Constantino. Ang pogi mo

John Andrew Constantino by Heizenberk March 16, 2022

John Alex 

This Cracker is the Gayest, most Fugly, Annoying person in the universe if you ever see this Dorky son of a son in public punch him in the face.

Aaron: John alex is so annoying
Julissa: punch him
Aaron: huh?
Julissa: Just do it

John Alex by Hotmoms.com.hot March 16, 2022

John arbuckle

A 400000 pound man that does nothing but cheat and have a iq of -56 and lays on the couch all day

John arbuckle make me lasagna not now Garfield I’m eating a 10000 pound chicken then 8000 pounds of Macaroni and cheese then get a discord kitten

John arbuckle by Rylan Caldwell July 2, 2022

John Paul II 

The only canonized Saint involved in pedophilia scandal

John Paul II protected pedophile priests when he was Archbishop of Krakow in Poland

John Paul II by dildo777 June 14, 2023

John Doe 

(1)Human figure and symbol of morality, dominion, and virility (See God)

(2) According to Ancient Greek and Roman Mythology, John Doe is notoriously known for the death of Zeus, over an altercation over a game of Canasta.

"When you say John Doe, you've said it all"
"And on the eighth day, God created John Doe"
"John Doe- One Name, One Legend"
(courtesy of Sloganizer.net)

John Doe by PhillipH. December 24, 2007