melting fart

generally when a fat man farts and the fumes are so rank and rancid, the skin of the peoples faces behind him turn green and either melt or peel off.

That guy just released a melting fart in that crowd of people!.....omg.....(face melts)

by Otzi August 17, 2005

fart box

a derogatory term for a 'pimped up ride' or 'chav mobile.' shitty old cars with massive exhausts cars which will make loud fart like sounds. Therefore it is siple logic that if the exauhst souns like fart then the car is an ass/big pile of shit

evry1 climb into ur fart boxes and close ur ears we are off for a cruise

by scottyabbey May 26, 2005

arctic farts

farts brought on by eating whale blubber in the dead of winter; you cannot escape them by going outdoors because its too cold

His arctic farts cleared the side of the igloo.

by Beelzemuff June 22, 2015

Fart Nooger

When you fart so hard, you splooge your noogers.

" oh man i was chillen with mary, and i busted a fat fart nooger right onto her lip."

" J Kint, youre a little fuckin fart nooger"

by Beaup January 2, 2009

face fart

fart in face

oi lad, what 'r u doin' ?
don't move, i'm going to fart in ur face m8

woah, y u always gotta face fart me?

by ayy lmao XD September 3, 2016

Devils Fart

When it’s so hot out that you have the worst swamp ass and the gas that’s expelled is so rancid it makes your whiskers curl.

Little Timmy went jogging in the hot summers sun and came home to greet his mom and dad with a devils fart that was so bad she fainted, and the hair on his mustache curled .

by Poopfur546 July 28, 2019

Micro-fart

When you PUSH and PUSH because you just KNOW that you're going to break the Guiness Book's record - and a pathetic little knuckle-pop of a fart barely squeezes out of your asshole

After eating that taco, I figured the fart that I felt was gonna scare the cat - instead - I micro-farted..

by Bigbear469 June 15, 2018