Dog Slopping

When a guy is humiliated infront of his girlfriend and then gets slapped by his girlfriend because he isn't hung like an arabian horse.

Dude, you just got Dog Slopped!
You're definately the victim of dog slopping!

by muttface August 2, 2008

Joe-Dog

a penis

Hey Steve, quit playin with your Joe-Dog.

My Joe-Dog is bigger than yours.

Johnny Lerczak doesn't have a Joe-Dog.

The creepy minister at the quarries wanted to see my Joe-Dog and take a picture of it.

by Vajohnny Lerczak October 23, 2008

dog baby

A canine mammal purchased by a newlywed couple to be used as training for eventually having children. This custom is typically practiced by college-educated Caucasian Americans.

Jerry and his wife have a dog baby. It's extremely furry.

by DaveCone03 June 6, 2015

cream dog

When you cum in the air and it slides down the top of your dick like mustard on a hot dog

"last night i let your mum nibble on my cream dog"

by slipperypoos October 4, 2015

dog salmon

Can either be an insult or a compliment depending on the situation.

Zelda : oh my god I can speak Irish
Sica : shut the fuck up you dog salmon.

by Googletranslateforspeds October 15, 2015

Dogging the Boys

When one guy ditches his mates to go to sleep cos he is tired

Sick Cunt: "Dude lets play Halo 3"

Dog: "Nah bro I'm tired I have work tomorrow"

Everyone: "Dogging the Boys bro"

by Hasnord May 2, 2018

Dog cunt

A dog cunt is anyone that tells or speaks or does any kind of shit act about another person in any way shape or form!

Bruz did you see holesy and Sosa pump that dog cunt for painting over a dior piece! #dogcunt #dog #cunt

by 3 metrey February 23, 2020