taked 

"Taked" is the simple past form created by a student called Florian from Germany.

He taked his bike to ride to school.
He taked his mothers money to buy food.

taked by txkyc May 29, 2019

The kind of girl who just takes a shit 

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

The kind of girl who just takes a shit by guerilla warfare December 14, 2008

toledo takeback  

To invite all your friends to a party but take the most unpopular one aside and tell him that he can't come.

Homer Simpson gave Moe the toledo takeback last night.

toledo takeback by billthecat April 27, 2009

taken bacon

mature with companionship

your a single pringle im taken bacon with the wifey

taken bacon by gingerman8518 February 14, 2014

It Takes Two to Mango Burger 

A special burger that's served with mango

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"

It Takes Two to Mango Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

shittyboyz takeover gc 

A group of very funny, intelligent, and handsome men who love big booty hoes.

Man I wish I was cool enough to be in the shittyboyz takeover gc ;(

shittyboyz takeover gc by Babytron August 19, 2022

Double Tubby Takedown

The act of having sex with two fat girls at the in one night or at the same time.

He slept with one fat girl then did some covert ops shit and snuck into her fat cousins room and slept with her too. Thats a double tubby takedown bro!

Double Tubby Takedown by Clucker51 October 2, 2011