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Anus fish

Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie by the same name based on the book) Dreamcatcher.
Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?
by The Anonymouse October 17, 2008
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Lost Fish

While doing things in your bedroom that should only be done in the Beijing Olympics, your Jamhammer breaks off in the course of sex, leaving your Nemo stranded in the sea of darkness, never to be found again.
John Twilliger: Man, I heard your dick broke off in Bethany Bartholomew.

Old Teddy Winchester: Yeah, she caught my Lost Fish. Shit hurt like a mug.
by The Situation at hand December 12, 2009
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Fish Weasel

1. The greatest insult ever.
2. A really strict mom who searches through your friends phone so you can't talk to then like they're your home slice pal buddy chum pal.
1. WELL YOU'RE A FISH WEASEL
2. Ey yo is fish weasel gonna check follow us?
by ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ July 20, 2016
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Ass fishing

The sexual act of placing ones butt on a fish (also know as "booty cod" or "bait bottom"). Originating from German underage drinking in 2012 the act would usually involve 2 participants- a person and a fish. Although more than 2 have been known to participate is the act (varies between human and fish participants and rarely cake). The trend has never really picked up even though professionals of the scene, such as Greg Spinstin, would argue otherwise. The greater marine protection programs have frowned upon the act as merely "distasteful, but not worse than sunscreen in the ocean"
Woah fam, that was one dope ass fishing session.
by Assfisher69 February 24, 2019
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fish gape

The new duck face; where you shape your mouth like a fish.
"Hey let's take a selfie!"
*fish gape*
by h0ha November 30, 2015
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gone fishing

sometimes shortened to simply 'fishing'
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).
"Sorry I didn't see your text I was gone fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."
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snizzle-fish

yo dawg, check out that snizzle-fish!
by butt country January 15, 2010
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