Lost Fish

While doing things in your bedroom that should only be done in the Beijing Olympics, your Jamhammer breaks off in the course of sex, leaving your Nemo stranded in the sea of darkness, never to be found again.

John Twilliger: Man, I heard your dick broke off in Bethany Bartholomew.

Old Teddy Winchester: Yeah, she caught my Lost Fish. Shit hurt like a mug.

by The Situation at hand December 13, 2009

my fish lost her gloves

ya she did

my fish lost her gloves can you get them back

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025