shitty sock

someone who shits and wipes his or her arse in their own sock

my freind ian had shit down the alley by the old school, wiped his arse in his sock and thew it down the river the dirty cunt.

by i s stokes November 28, 2003

Brown Sock

An action taken to increase body heat in which Party A inserts their entire foot into the anus of Party B up to the ankle.

It was a cold night in Denver, so I brown socked Jill.

by Phatdaddy321 January 2, 2008

claudia sucks

Whenever someone blames you for something that you are too scared to explain you simply say Claudia sucks.

Mom: John! Why is my fine china broken?
John: Uh...well Claudia sucks.
Mom: I agree! Now i heard the new Harry Potter movie is out!
John: Oh boy!

by Rockstar4 July 5, 2011

British Morning Sock

British slang for a condom.

Ello' Olly! Did chu git yoor British Morning Sock todai?

I certainly did!

by MsViviette March 31, 2011

sucks to be you

Guys, it's just what it says.

"Man, my lawn mower exploded and the blade flew up into my face, totally ripping my skin off and ruining my life forever."


"Well, sucks to be you!"

by kiddjones June 16, 2004

sucks to be you

It means your life fing sucks and thats really really sad i just dont want to say it to your face. so iam being polite and saying it just sucks to be you!

man , it sucks to be you !

You have no life , damn it sucks to be you!

by Maria June 16, 2004

sock hole shift

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...

john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010