penis goat

a goat whos face resembles a penis therfore making it a penis goat.
or
a penis that resembles a goat (with the beard and everything)

anna touches penis goats
martin is a penis goat

by mmyak December 17, 2003

penis faggot

Someone who is just annoying, and overall useless. A synonym to: douchebag, tool, asshat etc.

Dude, Kevin is such a penis faggot.

by Aidan P June 18, 2008

Irish Penis

If italian dicks are the kings, then the Irish dicks are the emperors. Many historians believe that the early Irish people actually killed women juat by having sex with them.

Melissa: "How was your first time, Sofia?"
Sofia: " Ugghh, my ass is so sore.
Melissa: "How come?"
Sofia:" Well, he was irish, so he had that classic Irish penis. Definitely the biggest and most handsome of all penises.

Melissa: Oh, without a doubt.

by IrishBeast June 20, 2015

Penis Butter

when you have swamp ass and from under cheese and it mixes together.

In gym class I had so much Penis Butter cooking up,it started to smell and drip.

Dude never smell your Penis Butter, EVER!

Gross,did you hear that John Kirk actually thought Penis Butter was like Apple Butter so he put it on his toast and ate it.

by tophieCC September 3, 2009

penis cheese

a cote of yellow cheese around a dick

Sabrina has lots of penis cheese,so very much she can build a cheese fort with it

by DickPuncher69 October 3, 2005

Penis Wrinkle

pe-nis wrin-kle
Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəsˈriŋ-kəl\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Middle American, BMX fad
Date: late 20th century (1998)
1: A full 360' backflip on a bicycle while masturbating.

Example:
Matt: Holy Crap Ted...Dave totally landed that Penis Wrinkle flawlessly.
Ted: Holy Crap he did.
Willy: Holy Crap.

by Wet Willy the White April 17, 2009

penis music

fart noises along with penis music and playboi carti

ghdfrsekjfrhewwgfrejw thetrinabecre loogadeedimodeyshine penis music noises

by Lil B, Professional Based God July 23, 2020