John Kerry

somebody who hasnt a clue of whats going on around him...obviously the only people who look on this site are democrats...they have no clue. But at least they can decide where they stand on issues, unlike yours truely, John Kerry. And how many of you democrats have gotten a splinter and wanted a purple heart for it?

owww...a splinter, but that bullet almost hit me...waaaa!!!

by Boekenoogen August 18, 2006

taco johns

The type of shit you take after eating Mexican food.

Andrew: Hey, want to go get some Taco Bell?

Kelton: Not tonight, I don't want to get the taco johns.

by Khutar October 8, 2008

maximillian john

a hot sexy piece of ass
a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie
MEGHANNS MAN!

Maximillian John loves meghann forver.
Maximillian John is lizzis and mines "daddy".
Maximillian John is so cute.

by krissy September 29, 2003

John the Baptist

An atomic monster from Mars who romes the streets of New York at night and feeds on human flesh.

Run for your life! It's John the Baptist!

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

John Wayne

The sexual manouever in which the penis is inserted into the anal cavity of the receiving party, thus widening the sphincter. The receiver of the 'John Wayne' will, if the manouever is performed correctly and with the appropriate equipment and vigour, be unable to walk with great ease. Their legs shall be bowed and walk as a cowboy, or John Wayne, does

Man, I just John Wayne'd that bitch and now look at her! She's moseying like a fuckin' cowboy!

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

John Doe

An unknown man

John doe will be here the second coming to kill everyone and destroy the earth

by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021

john lucas

John Lucas is a very loving boy he likes to play a lot of games and he is a very lovable and kind person a lot of friends very popular he is a green eyed boy with straight hair and he is a hot and sexy!

John Lucas

by anonymous December 14, 2020