Titty cock

When a female's nipples become abnormaly large and pointy.

Those titty cocks are popin outta her shirt! Lookit those titty cocks!

by Ben March 7, 2004

Cock Vulture

A female or male who preys on a guy. Can be found at bars hovering around looking for a guy to take home. Can be found in other public places as well.

I saw her leave with three different guys in the last two nights at this club. That girl is definitely a Cock Vulture.

by G-manicus April 19, 2010

Yoghurt-cock

The term given to somones penus when it has had so much sperm coated over it that it actually begins to turn white and smell of fruits.

"Did you have intercourse with Eric?"
"No, he's got a well bad yoghurt-cock"

by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

God Cock

The MASSIVE and all powerful Cock of God, that comes down from the heavens to punish religious doers who have erred,

by smacking them in the face on both cheeks.

"And thy God Cock shall come crashing down from thy heavens, And thou shalt know the wrath of thy God Cock,

For generation upon generation."

-Leviticus 13:5

by religious doer April 19, 2010

Bog Cock

Bog Cock Is When You Are So Sweaty, Your Genitals Get Stuck To Your Leg, This Is Like Swamp Ass But It's On Your Front!

Frank : Oh My God Its So Sweaty Today

Dave : I Know I Think I've Got Bog Cock

Frank : Dude, Ive Totally Got Swamp Ass!

by Adrian Shipley August 1, 2006

Cock Chair

A rare disease found in some african countries where your cock, is actually a 18th century chair.

Also: When you have sex with a fat chick and your dick is shaped like a chair after wards and people sit on it after all the chairs in the house are taken.

I had sex with a fat chick and now people sit on me, all cock chair like

by ihavecockchair February 18, 2008