ZZ Top 

A gay man's wife is called a beard. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.

Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.

ZZ Top by Andyman April 21, 2004

table top skank 

a way to express your feelings for someone who you absolutely hate.

i hate his girlfriend, she's such a table top skank!

table top skank by aivilo April 16, 2008

T-top 

Is a Reference to a person that pretty much RUNS THE SHOW, and has been chip'n paint since 94'

"bro did you see the game last night?"
"no man what happened"
"oh nothing Big, T-top dangled the shit out of the other team though"

T-top by downsyndrom March 26, 2009

muffin top 

fat puss

Man: Dang man! Did you see that girl at the club?

Friend: You talking about that one in the J Lo jeans?

Man: Ya! Dat bitch had a fat puss you could see from the side, a straight muffin top ass hoe!!!

muffin top by Da Real Muffin Man May 10, 2010

tank top 

The incorrect use of the word vest. Usually incorrectly used by those people of North America (unfortunately Canada included), also known to be misused by Asian Scott's too. It's an abomination.

"Hey dude, you going to sport your tank top?"

"Nah dude, I'm going to be wearing a sick VEST!"

tank top by @saffaza May 11, 2016

pop the top 

To give birth via a c-section. The term first originated from "Datacom Dave" in June of 2010.

Well my wife has two more weeks to go before they lay her down and pop the top.

pop the top by Datacom Dave July 3, 2010

McDoogle's Top 20 Movies 

1. Scrooged (1988)
2. Stand by Me (1986)
3. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
4. Pulp Fiction (1994)
5. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
6. Back to the Future (1985)
7. Groundhog Day (1993)
8. Back to the Future Part II (1989)
9. It (1990)
10. Man on the Moon (1999)
11. Lost Boys, The (1987)
12. Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
13. Thing, The (1982)
14. 28 Days Later (2002)
15. Breakfast Club, The (1985)
16. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
17. Signs (2002)
18. Boondock Saints, The (1999)
19. Creepshow (1982)
20. Freddy Vs. Jason (2003)

McDoogle's Top 20 Movies by muh weiner August 17, 2003