Jack Walsh

(verb). To prevent oneself from salivating on a joint while smoking it by curling one's lips.

"yo who's been making out with this j? you gotta jack walsh that son of a bitch."

by a sound school student December 31, 2009

jack stanton

overly large head but small as fuck penis. with old man hairy ball sack.

" man did you see that dick?"
" yeah it was such a jack stanton "

by John GIllen April 23, 2009

"jack bauer"

Not to be confused with the primetime superhero, a "jack bauer" is probably the opposite of the man named Jack Bauer. The term originates from the term "bauer", which is a combination of the words beer and shower. In other words, a bauer is when you drink a beer while showering. To make it a "jack bauer", one must "jack it", or masturbate, while drinking a beer in the shower.

"Hey man, you wanna head out to that party now?"
"Yeah, let me just take a "jack bauer" first."
"Oh good call bro, I was gonna go do the same. But in my own shower. Why are you still putting quotes around jack bauer in this example conversation by the way?"
"Urban Dictionary made me do it. Also, I just got this thing that my laptop can sit on in the shower, so now I can watch internet porn during my jack bauers. Best jack bauers ever."
"This is an obnoxiously long conversation about a ridiculous topic."
"Ridiculously awesome."
"Word."

by doittoit88 January 30, 2009

jack mac

A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.

Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits

Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.

by paddymac September 11, 2009

Jack Palance

To accidentally inhale sharply through both the nose and mouth at the end of a statement, a la actor Jack Palance. This is due either to an oncoming burp or hiccup,or other change of internal pressure.

So yesterday I fell off of the toilet.(gasp)...Wow, I just Jack Palanced at the end of that sentence

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Flap Jacks

A sex position which a female is mounted and faced forward towards the male. The male then grasps the ass cheeks of the female and bounces it up and down like they were flipping pancakes.

Damn boy I flap jacks the hell out of Tiffany last night. Her ass was flipping like pancakes.

by Jacobthewolf September 7, 2012

Union Jack

A derogatory nickname for people obsessed with all things british, including but not limited to Doctor Who, The Royal Wedding and The Mighty Boosh.

Bill: "Man, Ian sure has been obsessed with Sherlock Holmes"

Ray: "Yeah, he's such a Union Jack"

by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011