tub salad

Eating salad in the tub in order to relax and save time.

Tub salad is the new shower beer.

tub salad by ElectronicLola July 31, 2018

Soup Salad 

When a man ejaculates into a hairy butt hole and then slurps and swallows the fresh load from the oven.

“So, I got some soup salad stuck in my teeth last night. Hehehe dont need floss!”

Soup Salad by 0712 August 8, 2018

Greek-Saladdins 

When your girl is licking your hairy asshole then she shoves a magic carpet down your desert hole

Hey babe let's stay in tonight and partake in greek-saladdins, it seems intriguing and a great way to spice up things in the bedroom.

Greek-Saladdins by jwjax97🤘👅🌮 September 1, 2018

Navajo Salad 

When you are eating a good booty and find some corn too. So you get your carbs, but on the corn sugar high, you scalp them and steal all their land.

Damn this girl Carrie had that good Navajo Salad last night.

Oh, great. So can we camp out there Fourth of July?

Navajo Salad by BluHerRoastBeef September 23, 2018

baby salad 

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.

Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form

baby salad by x3mbo September 24, 2018

Wedge salad 

A drinking game, popular at Georgetown Prepatory school in the 80’s, where a naked women is propped upside down, with her legs in a ‘wedge’ shape, stuffed with bacon lardons, then slathered in ‘blue cheese dressing’

Yo! I heard Bart and Squi played wedge salad with Katie at Beach Week!

Wedge salad by TotesVerified November 3, 2018

Potato Salad 

When white people try imitating black people, do something racially insensitive, appropriate culture, or just do some really extremely Caucasian shit.

Person 1: "I covered This Is America but I made it about Irish People!"
Person 2: "That's some thick potato salad you made there."

or

Pastor trying too hard to be cool: "Now on the mic we got our main MC who's ready to drop some rhymes for Jesus!"
Black folk watching: "Ooooh, this man about to make some thick potato salad."

Potato Salad by ragnarockerbunny November 9, 2018