Booty Pirate

Another name for a Brown noser
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion

Look at David he's been a booty pirate ever since he found out the boss was going to promote somebody.He has followed the boss everywhere he went all morning.

by Happyavacado April 20, 2024

butt pirate

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.

"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024

soul pirate

A person with red/orange hair. Often referred to as a “Ginger” and believed to be lacking a soul of their own.

“Watch out for that freckled fecker, he’s a right Soul Pirate and quick to anger!”

by P. Rick Starr November 21, 2024

Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

Boner Protection

The effort of trying to make it look like you aren't just talking to no one at the bar and acting like a "boner".

Vernon noticed that all he was doing in the semi-empty bar was talking to his friend Cecil and not making efforts to talk to women. He threw both elbows on the bar and attempted to look cool. Vernon noticed his own awkwardness and fell into Boner Protection as an escape route.

by DeJon Niffirg February 22, 2026

Space Pirate

A term for those who explore areas (particularly those in space) which have not been explored before.

Derived from the words of Watney in "The Martian (2015)."

Oh yeah did you see that person who explored Mars for the first time?

Yeah dude he's a real space pirate.

by Sasasee March 12, 2026

Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Resolute Protector: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025