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john kerry

Democratic loser who lost the election because American's are too smart to vote for the divise,rights eroding Demo-crazies!!!!
Pack up your ketchup and head on home ya loser!
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jimmy johns

A place were they keep your change and give you a sandwich with two pieces of meat and whole lot of bread. Better off getting a sandwich at Harris Teeter. Jimmy johns janked me with a shitty sandwich.
jimmy johns is jank and the ganker behind the register kept my change. Stay away from the jimmy johns jankers in RTP, NC.
by pk to May 7, 2008
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Red John

A person who gets so drunk on Red Bull and vodka that the lose the key to their room and sleep on the floor in the hallway.
I walked out of my room last night and there was a Red John sleeping on the floor so I kicked him really hard in the stomache.
by LadyKT33 September 23, 2003
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John Dough (John Dough Brand)

John Dough is premium apparel and accessories company founded December 10, 2000. When Dough Dynasty Enterprises founder, Donney Sincere McMullin, discovered entrepreneurship in his mid teens- it was love at first sight! With fashion being a strong secondary love-affair of the entrepreneur, combinding the two is the best of both worlds. This set the tone and direction for the brand created in 2000, John Dough. The idea behind the name is financially successful entrepreneurship lifestyle.

Never wanting to limit the potential for greatness of the idea, he decides to create Dough Dynasty enterprises,llc to expand the concept to Brand Dough that consist of not only John Dough but Jane Dough and Baby Dough.

Description About Brand Dough

A division of Dough Dynasty Enterprises, LLC, Brand Dough is a premium brand of apparel and accessories inspired by the lifestyle of entrepreneurship.

The Mission of Brand Dough is to provide high quality Products that are durable and functional in a innovative and creative way through out the world. Products Apparel and accessories bearing the trademark of the dollar sign donning a crown represents Global Go-Getter Goods for the Hustler Lifestyle.
John Dough (John Dough Brand) is Global Go-Getter Goods for the International Paperchaser.
by Donney Flamingo November 6, 2011
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John Kerry

1. A monument in North Vietnam next to a similar monument of Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane), thanking him for his war protesting back in the United States which the Vietnamese believed helped them win the Vietnam war by destroying United States morale at home and causing people to spit on soldiers and call them baby killers when they didn't know what the fuck actually went on in Vietnam when women and children would walk up to soldiers with bombs strapped to them.
2. An idiot who marries rich women to help advance his career.
3. A candidate in the 2004 election who doesn't stand for anything and only attacks President Bush about what Bush has done wrong and not how Kerry will fix it himself.
I wouldn't vote for Kerry, even if I was bent over and forced to take it in the ass.
by Stud August 18, 2006
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John Kerry

John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.

Well, actually, he forgot Poland!
by MISTER OWNINATOR November 8, 2006
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Sir John

What you usually call an abnormally very small penis. Normally the 'sir' is added to increase the penis's already low self esteem due to it being quite small.
Me: "Hey, Dude, how is Sir John doing? Did he enjoy last night with me?"

Dude: *Thinks: She called him Sir, so I really was mistaken when I thought it was small* "Sir John is doing GREAT, thanks."
by nicegal69 November 14, 2010
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