meat mustard

Another word for semen

I drained myself of all my meat mustard last night

by Kcole54301 January 30, 2018

nucla mustangs

Basketball team in Nucla CO that is gonna whoop Ourays ass tomorrow 💪

The Nucla Mustangs kicked the shit out of ouray !!!

by IRON_ HIDE77 February 6, 2018

double mustache

When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).

"Look at Becky with her equality sign, shes sporting a double mustache"

by ChitchoCee February 7, 2018

Moodie Mustang

A Moodie Mustang is someone who works for the meth lab in D.A. Moodie

Last night I had a close run in with the Moodie mustangs.

by vlootboot February 12, 2018

salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it

I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!

by Big dick Daquan May 26, 2018

grant mustain

This type of grant is the funniest grant you'll ever meet. He's goofy, funny, smart, attractive, and all in all wonderful. He drives a cool car, and has lots of cool friends. Typically you will find grant mustain with ginger colored hair. Don't let this fool you, he may occasionally act like a blonde. He has a talent of making other humans laugh. His natural habitat is in his isolated bedroom in front of the shining green PC that he refers to as "friend". Do not mistake his computer friend as a best friend, for we all know every grant mustain has a ginger human best friend. To sum it up, a grant mustain is a pretty cool dude.

"He's been acting like a grant mustain all week!"
"I always enjoy being around a grant mustain."
"Did you hear that she went to prom with a grant mustain?"

by thatsilkgoosy11 May 30, 2018

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018