ripped jeans

a knock-off cover group based off of new jeans

"guys have you heard of ripped jeans"
"no who tf are they"
"oh."

by mailexkeixjazlynwearecool August 21, 2023

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Emma Jean Price

An amazing type of girl who will care for you and be there for you through every battle. She likes to feed children and mother them. She is beautiful in every way possible and doesn't think she is so make sure to reassure her! She is smart, loyal, and always truthful. An Emma can be the best thing to happen to you... SO NEVER LOSE HER! Cause if you do you will spend the rest of your life regretting letting her go. An Emma will be in your life forever caring for you and looking out for you.

Man, how did you manage to get your girlfriend she is the full package!

"Wow Emma Jean Price is astonishing"
"I love how Emma is very reliable and loyal"
"I bet you don't got an Emma"
"MY EMMA IS BETTER"

by Marilette September 7, 2023

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jizz jealous

When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.

"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."

by Watchinfool October 5, 2023

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Hot jean

When your denims get warm

I was talking to a hot girl named Jean. She was quite vocal about how much she loves hot jean fresh from the dryer

by anonymous October 6, 2023

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Vintage Jean

What the stans of singer songwriter Sadie Jean call them selves.

"Hey do you listen to Sadie Jean?"
"Yea i'm a Vintage Jean I've listened to her since "WYD now"

by TaylorSwiftsRealHusband December 24, 2023

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Florian Jean Martin

Florian is a sweet and kind soul, he's always there to help you and is a sensitive person. He's the best boyfriend or friend you could ask for. He's a really amazing guy that never fails to impress me. I love my Florian Jean Martin.

Snail: "Is that a Florian Jean Martin?!"
Vee: "He is, isn't he amazing?"
Snail: "Yes, he is, I'd love to be his friend!"

by KiriBaku + Ochako Stan December 28, 2023

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