Noun. Used in the preterite/past tense only. In a hand of poker, smashing one's opponent entirely (a.k.a. MEGA PWNAGE) via slow playing a pocket pair pre flop, and making a set. If this scenario results in massive table domination, it is known as being Clubbed.
by Big Clubs October 5, 2007
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by Davey Tings August 17, 2017
Get the Club Shootery mug.A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
Get the Midlife Mile‑Club mug.Club is the life of the party, he is always keeping the party going, by any means necessary (pebs). Even though Club can be a lot to handle at times, he’s always a good time. A “Club” type person will be very bad at gambling. So bad. Like sooooo bad. Roulette…yikes 😬 Club is actually very caring and protective and will be on your side if you ever need him to be.
PS: National Council on Problem Gambling
1-800-522-4700
PS: National Council on Problem Gambling
1-800-522-4700
by J_Bandz May 29, 2022
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Bro 2: Me too nigga I always got it on me
Bro 2: Me too nigga I always got it on me
by NuttyAssDood October 1, 2020
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Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
by Papazpizza2 April 20, 2023
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by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 16, 2022
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