Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.

Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets

by Shalam69 September 3, 2023

Milk delivery

A term repeated in the automotive parts sales industry to signify fear and uncertainty. Outside sales teams fear the 'milk delivery' and will avoid it at all costs.

The manager, unshaken, locks eyes with Tony, the outside salesman and simply says 'milk delivery'. Tony knows what this means but fears he has the courage to face it.

by Blackbeard14 September 3, 2023

Jeep Driver

A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.

Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting

Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver

by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024

Lorene Drive

The band that introduced me to Hollywood Undead. And post-hardcore.

Lorene Drive FUCKS...in a good way.

by 7568ino October 25, 2023

post delivery depression

the sadness that comes after short term happiness of receiving a package

A: was your package shipped?
B: yes, i’m not ready for the post delivery depression

by cvzu7 December 15, 2023

inane drivel

What comes out of Spongebob's mouth, according to Squidward.

SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. You finished! What's your wish?

Squidward: My wish is that the people of Bikini Bottom stop paying any attention to the inane drivel that constantly keeps screaming out of this dunderhead's mouth! (Directed at SpongeBob ofc)

by superbowserfan64 January 12, 2024

Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.

“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”

by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024