Happiness

something that doesn’t exist..

happiness will not exist and doesn’t

happiness

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by wtfislife124 February 19, 2018

Happiness

Literally "ha! Penis!"

A codeword for NSFW posts.

Look at this comic; it's total happiness.

by MeganFriesen August 14, 2014

Happy

Wow! Act happy... Even if you're not... Because THEN... You won't murder all the Jews...

Hym "WOW! That is the most dystopian thing I've ever heard! 'Act happy... Even if you aren't happy... Because people who are happy... Don't do a holocaust...' ~ Dennis Prager (That's literally a Dennis Prager commercial, by the way) and it's retarded because... THERE'S ALREADY A WORD FOR THAT! It's called 'PRETENDING.' He's telling people to PRETEND to be happy... Even if they are not... And that will somehow make them happy and (by extention) prevent fascism... HOW!? How does that work!? That is LITERALLY the story behind Robin Williams' death! 'Wow, he seemed so happy I can't believe he killed himself.' And PROBABLY, a lot of other peoples story! THAT'S WHY! Because people are seriously going around and psychically enforcing happiness by telling people THAT RETARDED SHIT. He was acting happy... EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T... And it didn't somehow magically make him happy... WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? Oh... Right... Me. I would have thought that. No. Don't listen to the fucking Michelin Jew. Do this. Or something like this. Don't... Don't fucking do that."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 4, 2020

happiness

when you find money on the floor

his face was filled with happiness

by talerel November 13, 2017

Happiness

Something no-one can achieve after 20

He's 60, but yet he still hasn't accomplished happiness

by Trajan Anntonius May 28, 2019

Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019