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john Kerry

a liberal senator who is the democratic representative for the presidential election. He is also the biggest jerk-off ever. He should pack up and take his two-faced ass to France where he will fit in. Him and edwards hug more then any couple i've ever seen and in europe its okay for men to kiss each other.
by t-money August 18, 2006
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John the Baptist

In homage to the new testiment desert wandering honey & locust eating....
John the Baptist is someone who does their own thang, usually leanin on loud so exotic it chirps like locus, while sippin' on pure honey. Naturally, he baptizes all the bad bitches.
All the who'es been slayed by John the Baptist, he baptized them in the name of pussy, honey, weed. And locust.
by Phmns52 February 8, 2014
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John Paul

This is a guy that has the biggest of gays, and likes to kiss guys named Jerry. He is attracted to girls named Erin, but his love of kissing dudes keeps him from making a move on them.
(Guy 1) Have you seen that John Paul dude?
(Guy 2) yeah I heard he has massive gay.
by JP Has Big Gay November 13, 2020
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John Rawls

Political theorist who believes that it is so important to live in a peaceful, tolerant society that all the people who don't agree with his theory of society should be shot.

Somebody who thinks that stringing together the same six phrases made up of different combinations of the same eight words, in a number of different combinations, constitutes a coherent argument.

Inventor of the phrase, "be reasonable, do it my way".
by Andy April 20, 2004
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john kerry

Democratic loser who lost the election because American's are too smart to vote for the divise,rights eroding Demo-crazies!!!!
Pack up your ketchup and head on home ya loser!
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jimmy johns

A place were they keep your change and give you a sandwich with two pieces of meat and whole lot of bread. Better off getting a sandwich at Harris Teeter. Jimmy johns janked me with a shitty sandwich.
jimmy johns is jank and the ganker behind the register kept my change. Stay away from the jimmy johns jankers in RTP, NC.
by pk to May 7, 2008
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Red John

A person who gets so drunk on Red Bull and vodka that the lose the key to their room and sleep on the floor in the hallway.
I walked out of my room last night and there was a Red John sleeping on the floor so I kicked him really hard in the stomache.
by LadyKT33 September 23, 2003
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